fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG google it
kenkatayanagi: *injects pink food coloring into my bloodstream for dangan ronpa cosplay*
tablemaths: teeniero: i am literally crying...
all I want is a cat
no1canstopus: Am I the only one who measures time using songs? “Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! that’s not too long!
vvorldwideweb: i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr
vriskezi: emissary-of-wind: vriskezi: the only word in the entire french language is baguette Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire ! *baguette
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
serration: Send me your credit card number and I’ll rate your blog
growlithed: protip if someone is drawing or whatever dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended dont scribble across the page or the picture dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny” youre an asshole
beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
niggapus: half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
swagito-komaeda: tigerlizzie: I can’t believe Monobear bought Tumblr the blogging experience of mutual unfollowing starts now
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
fishtwigz: elijahwood: imagine if celebrities decided to sign up on tumblr and they try to make their url their name
teppelin: things that are cute you you you you and you all of you
basemental: please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
thatsmoderatelyraven: it cracks me up when people say that they creep on me on social networking sites because all i do is creep on other people on social networking sites like its me posting 3% of the time and stalking people 97%